Flea Flicker Quarter-Pole All-Pro Team

The quarter-point of a 17-game season is five minutes into the second quarter of the fifth game. A 17-game NFL season is stupid for many reasons. This isn’t one of them. Picking a Quarter-Pole All-Pro Team is a ridiculous, time-passing exercise. There’s going to be more players from the Minnesota Vikings than there probably should be. That’s what happens when my team is sitting 4-0 and playing, arguably, better than any team in the league. 

Flea Flicker Quarter-Pole All-Pro Team

Offense

Quarterback

Sam Darnold, Minnesota Vikings

Running Back

Derrick Henry, Baltimore Ravens

Fullback

C.J. Ham, Minnesota Vikings

Wide Receivers

Justin Jefferson, Minnesota Vikings

Malik Nabers, New York Giants

Tight End

Dallas Goedert, Philadelphia Eagles

Offensive Line

Christian Darrisaw, Minnesota Vikings

Quenton Nelson, Indianapolis Colts

Creed Humphrey, Kansas City Chiefs

Zack Martin, Dallas Cowboys

Lane Johnson, Philadelphia Eagles

Defense

Edge

Jonathan Greenard, Minnesota Vikings

Myles Garrett, Cleveland Browns

Interior 

Chris Jones, Kansas City Chiefs

Dexter Lawrence, New York Giants

Linebackers

Blake Cashman, Minnesota Vikings

Fred Warner, San Francisco 49ers

Cornerbacks

Jaylon Johnson, Chicago Bears

Patrick Surtain II, Denver Broncos

Safeties

Harrison Smith, Minnesota Vikings

Josh Metellus, Minnesota Vikings

Camryn Bynum, Minnesota Vikings

Special Teams

Kicker

Will Reichard, Minnesota Vikings

Punter

Bryce Baringer, New England Patriots

Long Snapper

Andrew DePaola, Minnesota Vikings

Kick Returner

DeeJay Dallas, Arizona Cardinals

Punt Returner

KaVontae Turpin, Dallas Cowboys