Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Ugly Waste of Time

1. Buffalo Bills
2. Denver Broncos
3. Baltimore Ravens
4. New Orleans Saints
5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
6. Pittsburgh Steelers
7. Atlanta Falcons
8. Cincinnati Bengals
9. St. Louis Rams
10. New England Patriots
11. Washington Redskins
12. Indianapolis Colts
13. Detroit Lions
14. Miami Dolphins
15. Tennessee Titans
16. Baltimore Ravens
17. Dallas Cowboys
18. Houston Texans
19. New York Giants
20. New York Jets
21. San Francisco 49ers
22. Jacksonville Jaguars
23. San Diego Chargers
24. Oakland Raiders
25. Green Bay Packers
26. Arizona Cardinals
27. Seattle Seahawks
28. Chicago Bears
29. Carolina Panthers
30. Minnesota Vikings
31. Philadelphia Eagles
32. Kansas City Chiefs

Any ideas? In one of the most stunning wastes of time and money, Ursinus College decided to rank the NFL teams by attractiveness. Instead of accepting that attractiveness is purely subjective the morons at this college decided that facial symmetry is the determination for all that is beautiful. Powerful stuff. I figure that you could start with the assumption that the Packers, Bears, Eagles, Raiders, Cowboys and Lions are simply U-G-L-Y and leave it at that. Save time and money and ignore the rest. Congratulations Buffalo.

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